Today, one of our underwear retailer friends contacted me with the letter reproduced below. I always hear from our friends in the underwear industry how they get the craziest customer contacts through their customer service emails, chat systems, and toll-free numbers. Now we have proof! And I just have to share.
The letter above is an image of the first page of actual letter (they sent it to me as a PDF and I redacted and saved to a JPG for the privacy of the company and the sender) received by this particular underwear retailer.
To be clear, I have no problem with people turning their life over to Jesus, but please oh please, if you do so, don't condemn your local underwear retailer for selling "evil and immoral underwear that entices me and my brothers and sisters to sin." And please don't call on their repentance for "advertising, distributing, purchasing and selling clothing that entices people to engage in fornication, sexual perversion and homosexuality." It's not the underwear, man! Get ahold of yourself!
Anyway ... enjoy! Click on the image to see it full size, and Page 2 is after the jump.