Robbery Suspect’s Taste in Undies Exposed

So, what’s the latest haute couture for alleged robbers? Well in Vegas where what happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas, it’s boxers and sneakers. Here’s the story. (There's a video but I have been unable to post the link; there's no direct video link at this point. Go to LasVegasNow.com and click on "videos.")

Seems like the guy had quite a day before he finally went up on the roof of the Mojave and Desert Inn, stripped down to his undies and then talk to the SWAT team for a while before being arrested. Police allege that he robbed a woman earlier in the day; a bit later when police located the suspect, he took them on a chase where he rammed two police cars. (Not a good thing to do.) After an hour-long standoff on the roof of a condo, he was taken into custody.

I’ve studied the news video up close and personal but I can’t tell what brand the guy is wearing. He’s into the relaxed fit. Def on that. Hi-def on the relaxed look. He’s got that 60s prize fighter look. The boxers are blue with a black waistband. That’s pretty much all that I can tell.

A reporter described the guy as “acting erratic” on the roof. No kidding. You’re surrounded by about 50 heavily armed SWAT team members who can take out half the Russian army and what do you do? Hey, strip down to your boxers and THEN…THEN…argue with the guys up on the roof. Erratic? That’s an understatement-and-a-half.

One thing I have to say is if this is what robbery suspects wear then I’d say there’s a real lack of fashion sense amongst that part of the population. Then again, perhaps this guy is an anomaly. Maybe most robbers wear Ginch Gonch or Andrew Christian or Ball Bra? I don’t know. Those blue boxers look like…EARLY SALVATION ARMY.

Maybe he wanted an audition for the latest All Male Vegas Revue. If so buddy, don’t give up your day job. Just work on those robbing and fleeing skills. Maybe he needed the cash for some new underwear?

What would you wear if you were going to steal from an unsuspecting woman? Would you be caught with your pants down? Hmmmmmm? I mean maybe he just thought it was hot being pounced on by a bunch of HEAVILY ARMED SWAT team members. You go, boy!