Pinch me, oh Gawd, pinch me if I am wrong (or even a tad off
base here) but I do believe that the Andrew Christian Flashback Tech Boxer is
hotter than that spot in hell that has all the dead Nazis in it and Miami Beach
in late August. It’s hard to explain… it is really hard with this particular
piece…of primo men’s underwear…but this boxer has the right styling, cut,
contour and more.
Here’s the Andrew Christian hype as they write, “Add
even more "pop" into your Flashback with our new Flashback Tech underwear.
Comes in two color combinations: Black/ Red/White and Navy/Red/White.”
“Pop” is correct in terms of color. I love the
Navy/Red/White for a few reasons. Patriotic, that is true, but more so there is
a vivid dynamic to the Navy/Red/White combo that just doesn’t come across is
the Black/ Red/White. And yet, I think the Black/Red/White number is
exceptionally dashing. You’re wearing a tux and take off the pants and, I
think, you’re appropriately attired for the next step.
So what else does the manufacturer say about this
styling package of men’s underwear? Here’s some more on the Flash Tech Boxer. ”The
construction of the underwear automatically lifts the buttocks making it look
firm and round without the need for any embarrassing padding, uncomfortable
cups or straps hidden inside. Most people can add up to 1/2 to 1 inches (1.3 -
2.5 cm) onto their current buttocks measurements. The butt of the underwear has
contrasted fabric to the legs so to draw the eyes to the butt-lifting and
sculpting feature of the underwear.”
So, basically, unlike some other brands what
you see is what you get with this pair of boxer briefs. If and when they come
off, you’re partner isn’t going to see Notre Dame Cathedral-like flying
buttresses or Louisiana Superdome-like underpinnings supporting your backside
or front end.
There’s nothing more embarrassing than someone
finding out at that critical moment, when you’re first exposed, that, “Ooooops!
You mean that ain’t real? Your butt be saggin’ and draggin’, boyfriend!” No
need to turn out the lights when you’re wearing this topnotch underwear with
flair.
Finally, the boxer brief offers “Anti-Muffin Top
Elastic for a slimmer waistline
.” No muffin top for you fella. (Or me!) Check
out the link above to this great looking boxer brief from Andrew Christian.
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