Jockstrap Central’s Show Us Your Jockstrap Contest

It is in full…(excuse the pun) swing (or would it be “schwing?”), Jockstrap Central’s Show Us Your Jockstrap Contest #3. Go to the site by clicking on this link and vote for five. That’s right: five. No, not six, not four, but five.

Jockstrap Central put out a call for guys to submit photos of themselves in (of all things) jockstraps. They are on display now. Simply follow this link. You can vote until midnight, December 6, 2009.

By the way…you get a special discount code JUST FOR VOTING. So do the American thing and for these sultans of schwing. There’s no voting criteria or rubric. They simply want you to vote for your “favorite” five.

You’ll notice that it will be hard. I mean, many things will be…are hard…but the decision is difficult. There are a lot of great jockstraps, packages and bodies on board.

Some photos feature the ass, others the cock (enclosed) and others the cock exposed. There are chubbies (guys and penises), thin and small (guys and penises) and poses galore. There are a lot of exposed assets (some more artistically displayed than others). Some are very sexy, others are LOL funny and still others are in relatively bad taste (all bad taste being relative).

So, go hang out and see what’s hanging out and simply just hanging at Jockstrap Central. I voted for my favorites.

The prizes are: first wins a $150 shopping sprer; second a $100 spree; third a $50 spree; fourth a $25 spree. And a fifth prize is awarded randomly. That’s a $75 spree.

Hey, if you’re disappointed that you didn’t get the chance to enter, keep your eyes open for the next contest. This is their third and I’m sure there will be more. By the way, click on this link to see how the voting is going.

I wonder, think this can be like American Idol or Dancing with the Stars? American Jockstrap Idol! Can you imagine the “Simon”-like judge on that show?

“I’m very disappointed. I thought you’d be meatier in your presentation. This isn’t about the boys high school locker room! This is about BEING an idol! You think that’s idyllic? I mean the only clap you’re getting from me is the VD kind! No applause for that pilfering penis posturing pouch!”

Enjoy the views at Jockstrap Central. And after you vote, check out the deals. They are massive (as are some of the contestants). 

Comments

[John Taite]

Thank you so much for covering our contest. Your post had me splitting my sides laughing. Maybe for next year's contest we'll compile a panel of celebrity judges for one of the prizes - are you interested Paul?

[Paul]

Thank you, John. My pleasure!