A Man's Bikini Brief on "All I Want for Christmas"

 I'm singing, 

"All I want for Christmas are sexy bikini briefs. 

Sexy bikini briefs, sexy bikini briefs...

All I want for Christmas are sexy bikini briefs!" 

I guess I may be a simple guy. Or maybe I'm just into feeling good. Or maybe I like being told that I look good. The fact is I feel, believe, know in my heart, soul and pants that when I'm in the right bikini briefs, I feel like I can do no wrong. Especially when I'm wearing them and nothing more.

So, what's up with that?

 

What's up with that is the fact that a good bikini brief highlights my best features. That's not vanity talking. It is simply the truth. That's why I want something sexy and enticing from Jolly old Saint Dick. (Ummm, I meant "Nick." Wow, talk about a Freudian brief. I mean, "slip.") 

A nicely designed, woven and fitted pair of bikini briefs offer me the optimum look and feel that I love. Here's why they're right for me.

First, the front of a fine bikini brief helps enhance and define the package and it displays it nicely. If it's all about being upfront and honest, then a bikini brief is truth incarnate. And that truth is an asset for me.

The back of the bikini brief, stretched across and embracing each cheek, defines the term "sexy." I mean, if you've got a great butt, then a bikini brief allows you to display it with aplomb. (True, a fine jock strap can make a great butt look extraordinary and god-like, but I think, depending on the situation, that some coverage can be sexier than exposure.) I get damn good feedback in that area.

The third element of the bikini brief that works for me are the side straps. Bikini briefs come in various styles and one manner in which they vary are the sides. What looks good on me are naked straps across the sides. The look on the sides is total open except for the waistband and if you're someone with great legs and especially upper thighs with excellent definition, the style is a true turn-on for your partner. 

 

You see, I look okay in low rise briefs, fine in jock straps and totally odd in boxer briefs. (A tight, undersized boxer fits me nicely but regular boxers, the correct size, do not.) But I am a Def in bikini briefs. Hi-def. 

Ask Santa for something that's going to make you and others revel in all the great god-given gifts that you have to offer. Have a happy build up to the Holiday!