Ho, Ho, Ho Holiday Hungderwear and Underwear

You got your ol' Yule log burning? (By the way, if your ol' Yule log IS burning, I think penicillin can work wonders.) We are on the cusp of the Holiday season. Black Friday looms ahead! Everyone is looking to get their stocking stuffed with something that will bring them immeasurable pleasure. Here's what I think, there's no better way to get in the spirit than to cloak, wrap, brief, bikini or thing yourself in some sort of hungderwear. You know, a festive wardrobe piece that's revealed once you remove those red Santa pants. 

I was checking out the ABC Underwear site and found a wealth of Holiday gear that's guaranteed to etch a howlingly happy holiday smile across your partner's face and a mistletoe moment to your lonely life. 

I think the men's Velvet Santa Hat G-String is an interesting choice. It gives you both an extra piece of fur and an extra ball. Plus, it is "Oh, My God" sized. (Can anyone live up to the image of that Santa hat dangling from his waist. I mean, maybe if you're a thoroughbred racehorse! If you can, I WANT PROOF! I want the truth! Yes, I CAN handle the truth! I'm from Missouri, so SHOW ME!)

I like the men's velvet costume set. It has "Ho, Ho, Ho" written across the pouch of the bikini. (Now, there's a phrase that's positioned to render a double meaning.) The hat (On the head this time... To clarify, the hat on the larger head) is charming and that velvet gift bag... well... what could be in THAT pouch? The choices regarding its contents are only limited by your sexual imagination and your partner's hang-ups. It's true, this item offers two packages. The one in your hand and the one you hope will soon be in your partner's hand. 

Hey, there's always the the Men's Christmas Stocking G-String. This certainly provides a specific focus for the evening. This looks like a fun piece. Imagine serving your partner champagne and fillet mignon while wearing this. (Nothing like some bubbly wine and beefcake serving up some beef to make your partner wine and ask, "Where's your beef?" Hey, make mine extra-large and rare-- raw! Tube Steak anyone?)

I'm thinking that all of the above are affirmative choices for the Holiday Season. I say Def to these. Hi-Def to each! I'll be looking for some more men's underwear related to the spirit of Christmas. Of at least celebrating the coming of Christ (yes... that IS a pun) in the proper, upwardly motivated spirit that will uplift you and yours and eventually make all that is so hard so very soft. 

Checkout ABC Underwear for Holiday hungderwear and underwear! It'll put you in the spirit and put the spirit in you!

Comments

[Shawty]

I love this video. The guy that said the guy in the white is cute is wrong. The guy in the black is so sexy. Keep it up guys