Mens' Irreverent Undies

Briefs and boxer briefs should meet a man's needs.  Function, for starters.  Guys value underwear that stays put, doesn't creep and smoothes out bloated abs.  These funky undies, below, feed a factor of naughtiness that is sure to draw a smile (and possibly leave you sleep deprived).  Check out this loudmouthed brief, vicious male thong and a designer undies collection with seemingly innocent appeal!

De Puta Madre 69

This in-your-face apparel is probably the greatest career move committed by the company's designer, I.F.U.  This one-time drug trafficker began penning slogans while doing time in Barcelona, Spain.  Catch his brilliantly simple words on the front of these soft-feeling briefs...   proof that De Puta Madre's here to make everyone feel great.  Briefs in red or white, $30 at yoox.com

Thongs that Say WHOA -- $4 Buckle Thong!

European teenie-weenies are raging wild.  Triple buckles and vinyl; this thong adds a just a bit of kink to your underwear wardrobe.  They might be a bit awkward for everyday wear, but your nights will certainly be fun. $4.44 apiece at wholesale site smallvolume.com

Paul Frank --  Aaaarrrrr!!  

The hottest-looking cotton undies come from an unexpected source.  Trendy Paul Frank Skurvy Briefs and Boxer Briefs in Grey Stripe catch cartoon whimsy, blended with underwear model fits.  Get yours (some styles of briefs feature that cool monkey Julius), $14-$22 at WebUndies.com

Comments

[Canto]

Who wants to buy at least 48 of the buckle thongs though?